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« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2005, 02:27:07 PM » |
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vrabiutza fly with a speed comes from it solului.din at a BMW .. vrabiutza speed
pe BMW ... and outward near the car ... all ... the driver stops falling dizzy, a lift, take a
acasa, put in a cage, i put some bread, i put some water ... sparrow wakes up to a given
moment and looked confused around her ... see bars, sees water, he sees the bread ...
"let's get my feet .. I killed that man with BMW
Tata, As I came I into the world? Father says son-Baah, I think that one day all have to learn! Well ,
eu and mother one day I entered a chat room of Yahoo's.
intilnire then I arranged via e-mail to your mother and we met in an Internet cafe virtual. We I slipped
intr a private room where your mother agreed to a download of my hardware.
eram ready to upload soon as I discovered that none of us used the firewall and because it was too
deja later to give delete, nine months later appeared a little popup that blessed
a yelled from all rarunchii :----- You've Got Male!
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« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2005, 02:59:16 PM » |
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Two Wolves discussed, how to steal a sheep from a sparrow cioban.O hear them run to the shepherd stepped and said. leave, as her panda at night, I know where you want to enter to steal sheep. Take a BITA and went to pinda.Venira wolves and one of them decided to intre.Ciobanul as he saw, and I take BITA Dadu put a paw over bot.Lupul hit the bot and get out. The other wolf asked: Why do not I join? Wolf struck replied me as I enter you PUFNII laughter.
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« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2005, 03:04:00 PM » |
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A guy comes home exaltand of joy: - Wife! Wife! Take your bags, I won one million dollars! Wife asks: what to get my luggage to mountain high? - Not interested, only to disappear as fast!
A type found in him a pat on the shoulder taxi driver to ask him something. The driver shouted up the snake, lost control, barely manages to avoid a bus coming from opposite direction, into the pavement, and finally stops a few centimeters before the windows. Is total silence for a few seconds, then the driver shout: "Not to do it again! I scared you to death!" The passenger remains how to mask and an excuse: "I could not know that worry so much because of attacks on the shoulder"? 'S and my mistake, "said the driver was somewhat quiet. "Today was my first day as a taxi driver. The last 25 years I was the driver of a car by undertakers ...": woot:: woot:: woot:: shocking:
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« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2005, 03:17:14 PM » |
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Q: What is more sadistic than a newborn in a Dumpster?
A: a new baby in 2 tomberoane
: evil:
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niema
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« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2005, 05:55:20 PM » |
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At a rodeo competition, a person broke records. Reporters asks:
-Where did you learn to ride it?
-wife taught me ... For the last 14 years hiccup without ceasing.
-Baby, it's true that sheep are stupid?
-Yes, mielutule!
Ea: around you, my dear, as did state to me than five minutes ... Only time to enter and out
Ea (sitting on knees friend):
Scumpule, feel that love me a lot!
Him :Do not wrap, baby, are the keys ...
Ea: It's useless, sir: my heart is not free!
El: But, madam, my claims not climb up so ...
Q: Why do chicks remain pregnant?
A: Because the ferry .... If you are away Botu ...
Ai a monster father!, tells a young friend.
- Why?
-I asked your hand saying that you can not live without and said it would be happy to pay funeral expenses.
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« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2005, 06:25:25 PM » |
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Bull comes to school:
-Dad got a 4 to mathematics!
Pleosc, thump. My father beat him in March.
A day again:
-Dad got a 4 to physics!
Jap., splash., thump. Dad and beat him in March.
A third day:
-Dad got a 10 off!
Jap., splash., thump. Dad and beat him in March.
-right dad but I got a 10. After
-not learn, you burn And the quantity.
Este April 1:
Bula: Mother, mother, father hanged in the garage!
Mama runs quickly in the garage shi returns telling Bula:
-Nerushinatule why lying?
Bula: Ha ha ha-trick of April 1, was hanged in the cellar!
Bula is cycling. One day his mother comes from happy:
-Mom, Mom, look: I can ride a bike without hands!
-Bravo Bull! Yes' be careful not to fall!
Mai take several days and comes to me-to Bull:
-Mom, Mom, look: I can ride a bike with no legs!
-Bravo Bull! Yes' be careful not to fall!
Mai go another few days and come to me-to Bull:
-Mom, Mom, look: I can ride a bike without teeth!
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« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2005, 06:34:17 PM » |
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4 Four Hungarians and Romanians go by train from Cluj to Bucharest at the station, they ISU each ticket Hungarians, Romanians they take all a single ticket on the train when coming nose 'tickets give Hungarians and Romanians are hiding in the toilet Kick nose to door WC's, leaving one hand with the ticket, it composteaza nose ', and goes back
La Hungarians take on one ticket, the Romans no one was on the train coming nose', Hungarians are hiding in the toilet, heard a knock out a hand the ticket, 'nose' 'take a ticket and then heard a voice:
-Hai guys that I got the ticket
La Local Council meeting, an advisor proposes:
-I say we do a statue in our city
Imediat Fri ideas:
-To be a statue of Romanian peasant! To be
-peasant dressed in national costume!
-in his right hand to have a fork, to fight with the Hungarians!
-In his left hand to have a halter, Hungarians know what awaits!
-And hang a noose was hung, to be a clear message! .
Doi look at ProTV Transylvanian
Se news is reported at 8, where a woman wants to throw the top floor of a building stakes
five thousand lei to be cast, said first Transylvanian
-The agreement says the Discard totousi Transylvanian
Femeia second and the second Transylvania wallet out, but first wants to receive money from Transylvania:
-You know what? I saw the news two hours ago
-And I, said first Transylvania, but never thought it will throw a second time!
Un Transylvania and Oltenia
in a train at some point they get hungry, Transylvanian out Slane and receipts, spider and begins to eat out some Oltean fate of fish eat little fish and put the bones on not caring newspaper and sees Ardelean - it asks me
-Oltenia give what you do with those bones?
-Oohoo! These bones are very good, very healthy, containing phosphorus and that makes us oltenii so smart!
Sta burn.Now Oltenian is dig into the receipts and Slane and Transylvania with a disgusted trying to figure bones crunching over
-I Oltenia, bag sama as me fooled with these bones over
-Well see, you never tasted better and you smarter!.
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« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2005, 07:36:38 PM » |
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Mick's wife cheating him of haste with his best friend when
telefonul call. Get off the bed and after a short conversation
calma returns.
"Who? asks Peter." Oh, it was Mick. "calm her answer." Aoleo then
cred it would be better to go!
spune him. "He said where it was?"
"Relax - it's in the bar and play pool with you."
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« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2005, 08:43:31 PM » |
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Two police officers decide to have fun in a weekend that did not work, therefore, choose to go to a brothel matron it receives, the custom house, ii appetite in sitting room and open the conversation: What will
- we serve?
Politistii answer:
-Well, we do not really know what you have here, what did you propose?
-Gentlemen, this is depending on the amount of cash available About how you?
Politistii to search in pockets and wallets and said:
-Cam 50000 lei!
La that, patron/matron says:
-The money, more will go in the park across the street and have fun between you, you, guys!
Politistii, disappointed, conforms
Dupa a time, knocking on the door brothel matron opened the door and I added the two policemen threshold
-Gentlemen, I believe I talked seriously you have any more money?
-No!
-V-I said that the money they have you can not do just one thing! .Cashier asks wondering: What do
sir? Whenever you buy tickets for now? I do not
-Ms bisnita with tickets but it's inside you're a fucking break
Q: Why cops wear gloves?
A: As you are not seeing jegul under nails
De not go police car when it rains or snows? For
-looking in contretemps with wipers and dizzy.
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« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2005, 09:24:29 PM » |
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A man enters a bookstore and tell vanzatoarei:
-not get mad, I like the book "The superiority of man over woman.
Vanzatoarea smiling answer:
-utopia and SF's, 1st floor!
a court he and a
La her for custody of their daughter arguing.
-I have brought the world the pain to me in custody worth.
Judecatorul by husband:
-your argument is?
Omul reflects a moment, then said calmly:
-Your honor, if you put a coin in an automatic out drinks and a bottle of Pepsi, whose e glass, or your car?
Prinde family (father, mother and child) a gold pestis, which normally, as in all schools, will fulfill 3 wishes:
Copilul: I wish a hedgehog ....
Tatal: Give it to pi ** me-keep of the hedgehog!
Mama: remove it, remove it!
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« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2005, 07:51:29 AM » |
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Someday Bull once went by car and routine control of the police. Cop when she smiles and tells vade:
have won the big prize are first driver who has put seatbelt. The guys at Pro TV tuned asks the Bull that is going to do with money.
-I think I get my card driver.
Politaiul wondering:
-do not have permission? Bull's
Nevasta salt and says:
-Do not take it seriously all the time when it is drunk.
Politaiul of increasingly wondering:
travelers to post. Bull's
Tatal salt and him
-Bai asshole I told you so many times not to go out with stolen cars on the road.
Politaiul shocked aid calls. Bull's brother out of the trunk and ask scared:
-we crossed the border? Hot damn it back!
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« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2005, 08:51:43 AM » |
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>>>-What is called mother Irina Loghin? >>>-Irina Logoff >>> What they call the 7 Dwarfs Snow White to get up? >>>-7UP! >>> Statistics are like swimwear: shows you he knows all >>> world and hide you exactly what you wanted to know >>> 2 macaroni go on the street, that's the man? >>>-Ala with eggs >>> advertisement for a travel agency in Germany: Visit >>> ROMANIA-CAR YOU is already there>>> How to turn a square into a pentagon? Answer: using >>> Bin Laden's theorem >>> Bin Laden looked at the tower of Pisa, take two puffs of smoke and >>> said in sick: Amateur! >>> John and Mary know the beach look, fall in love and is >>> married soon wedding night>>> John: My girlfriend, from now on I will call Eva >>> Mary: why? >>> John: Because you are my first female >>> Mary: Well, then I get vo. >>> Bull soldier sent home a package that was a grenade and a note >>> Mom, if you pull the pin that receive invoice a week! >>> Police road accident in discussing important >>> wearing a seat belt: >>> - Look at this man who did not wear belts: head broken >>> matzele the windscreen, eyes on trees, no hands > Instead, look at who has worn the belt like I live >>> - John, you cumparatu your car? >>> - Buy, Basil! >>> - What color? >>> - Well, I Vasile, you see Cerium in apusu 'sun? >>> - I saw! >>> - E, all six, but 'the green >>> Three blondes were locked in an elevator: >>> - Help!, help !!!!! >>> I live one time and said a: >>>-Let's cry simultaneously >>> and starts blondele: >>>-Simultaaaan! Simultaaan !!!!! >>> A guy knocks on the door of a house! A dog is up to 2 feet >>> and.NDA his back, it asks the dog: >>>-Well, if you are a dog, why not bark? >>>-I never wanted to scare! >>> Balenoiul revolves around whales: >>> - The governments of all countries, hundreds of environmental organizations, leaders >>> policies to make millions of people - all are fighting as species >>> to our survive, and you are you telling me that you have a headache >>> Bull and his father: >>> What's new at school, son? >>>-Nothing! I have extended the contract for the sixth grade! >>> Two guys throw some peel n p park contains the pigeons >>> He says one of them: >>>-Look, those are pigeons politicians! >>> -?  >>> Well-CT time you are down and mannca of palm, but if you get up to >>> poop on you! >>> Labor Code in Romania >>> 1 we are born tired so we rested >>> 2 work created man nor laziness not to kill t >>> 3 If you see a colleague resting , help him xzc.If you get feel like you get to work, sit down, rest for >>> and you pass your >>> 5 What you do not let today on tomorrow or tomorrow but raspoimaine, >>> that may no longer need >>> 6 One thing that does not resolve itself in 30 days, not worth >>> May you get to it >>> 7 Work is healthy clean, so to a leave for most patients as >>> November >>> 8 Work it ennobles man Our society does not need >>> the nobles, because the time for their >>> 9 Who is school too in the morning sleeping too little, is tired and >>> headset all day >>> 10 who does not work no wrong, and who does not deserve wrong>>> promoted >>> 11 Service crsma not sit all day in it , so go in May >>> hell home >>> A police patrol at night in a known place for parking >>> see a couple in a car with the lights on When it >>> approach, see the man was on the driver's seat.Shocked by this situation >>> surprising, cop approaches the car and knocks on glass >>> Young da window down >>> - Yes sir potitai? >>> - What do you here? >>> - Not obvious? I read a magazine >>> pointing to young women, cop says >>> - Okay, okay, but it? >>> Young responds: >>> - I think its a sweater Crochets >>> The cop is totally confused a young couple in the car at this hour and >>> anything obscene! >>> - How old are you young? >>> - Douas'cinci >>> - But she, how old is he? >>> The young man looked at his watch and says >>> - We have 18 to 20 minutes >>> I do not drink, smoke, get up at 6 every day, sleep at 10, are >>> 100% are faithful wife But when thousands of sheep out to pasture >>> A German man came to study in Romania and made friends with a novel >>> After you graduate, we invite the novel to he home> Romania remains amazed when he sees a c. >>> - View bridge that? They said the German man, ten bags of cement, two ii >>> take me, Because I learned in Romania >>> After a year, Neamt II novel and still return visit to >>> gape when sees a 20-bedroom villa, Ferrari in the garage, and >>> asks how did >>> - View bridge that? Says novel >>> - What bridge??. |
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« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2005, 12:01:55 PM » |
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Blondele came to rally, angry that they are jokes at their expense.
Pe banners reading, "Not all poor are blonde!"
priest
Un fly avionul.Cheama stewardeza and told him:
-A whiskey, please!
Dupa a moment of thinking one asks: What
-height fly now?
-La 16.000m another.
-Hmm, too close are the boss ... Get me a tea!
Bula, accompanied by two other derbedei, is in a nimfomane apartment, trying to satisfy the sexual appetites of the host. At one point, Mrs husband announced his arrival, slammed the door on the ground floor. Panic, two lovers start to dress, infiltrating the one in the bathroom, another in the kitchen, but Bula, naked, hiding in the wardrobe.
Cand husband entered the house, leaving the bathroom a "mechanical" saying
-Ms, the taps are in order, we repaired.
Imediat, other "mechanical" leaves the kitchen, reporting:
-lady, your stove is fixed!
Cand marvel freak since tehnicenilor without tools and overalls, the wardrobe makes its appearance in a handralau Pilea empty, which is seeing eyes looked as onions, exclaimed:
-What, in fact, you've never seen moth?
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« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2005, 12:32:15 PM » |
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Male sexual organs require to be promoted to a class of retribution, the following recital:-providing the hard work-not to grant ventilation and ventilation-working in wet-no rest-Sundays and legal holidays or not to grant vacation and no recovery-rare-work often presents a serious danger of occupational diseases RESOLUTION: Rejecting the arguments invoked the following STATEMENT OF:-not meet program after 8 o'clock-a "short" sleep activity to "place workers' work-not just "pushed back" the retirees leave too soon-not clean at work-does not respond to all requests-it changes too often does not work-study: woot:: shocking: : woot:
Foarte dangerous!
Badtimes Alert
receive an e-mail
Daca entitled "Badtimes"
sterge it immediately!
Nu it open!
Aparent is
very nasty virus
sterge Not only will all of the hard disk (s), yes.Demagnetizeaza all your credit
cartile you change your PIN from
bancomat also reprogram your video is and
utilizeaza subspace harmonic fields
pentru delete any CD to listen
Va try syllabus all sites quick dial your new number-law
telefon
Acest virus will inoculate your antifreeze in your aquarium will
bea all your beer
Pentru God, man, listen what I say? "? We let
sosete dirty on the dining room table when I made you wait
oaspeti play with scissors
intr a way that seems fun until someone with an eye
ramane virus will overwrite all your
salvarile, changing all the verbs in the perfect
compus and will incorporate indetectabile errors
ortografie, which will completely change the meaning
propozitiilor It will replace cars and gel shampoo hair gel with
prenandez exactly when you are preparing for Spree
Daca message "Badtimes is.It will also remove all
documentele printed in duplicate for
siguranta will anoint clantele with superglue and you will
conecta the local energy distributor network
electrica: shocking:: shocking:: shocking:: naughty:.
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« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2005, 12:36:47 PM » |
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
1) That's not right> Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive> Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP> Kum
4 HIA) Stupid Man> Fuk Sun
5) Small Horse> Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach> Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table> Bang You May Do
Kin Ni I think you need a face lift > Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here> Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet> Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone> No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week> Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight> Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile> Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive> Stina Yu Ki Pu
16) Great> Fa Kin Su Pah
De that men are happier
Isi keep the family name is
Garajul is theirs
Ciocolata.
Pot become presidents of state
Nu are gravizi
Pot never wear any shirt at beach
Pot not to wear any shirt at the beach
Mecanicii always tell the correct diagnosis
Nu should move the vehicle another 10 km to the toilet for the next
benzinarii in just entered is "cah"
Aceeasi work, more money
Ridurile enhance the charm of the bride n-spe
Rochia million suit for rent 100 $
Cei are talking do not watch a man's chest
O belch is practically anticipated us
Pantofii other fruit , stick, tuck
O only mood all day
Orice phone conversation ends within 30 sec
Vacantade requires only one suitcase a week
Pot to open any jar
Sunt admired for any tiny gesture that "they care" not
Daca someone invites at a party, are still intimate friends
Lenjeria cost 200,000 (baxul 20 units).
Nu can distinguish
Orice creased or wrinkled clothes face component keeps its original color
Frizura can withstand years
Nu be to shave only the face and neck
Pot to play all their life are issues for
Nu kilogram of fat deposited in any part of the body
Pot wear shorts anyway
Pot legs would look to cut their nails with a penknife
Pot mustache if they leave their
Pot shopping for all your friends on Christmas Eve than half an hour
Definitii
Amor = short attack of vertigo can be cured or by marriage, by removing the patient because
fie who produced it;
Arhitect = someone who was not man enough to become an engineer, nor
dar gay enough to make the fashion designer
Bancher = someone who borrows your umbrella outside when it's sunny and you
apoi a request when it starts to rain, a child
Boy scout = nest.May
Nimic untrue First, the pig does not mind, is an animal
cat be honest and fair And secondly,
mint men not because they are rude, but rather because they care about her near
femeia A lie for love
Se knows that man is a being that supports hard truth to say,
pilda, you came home from work and you went with the boys to drink a
berica want to drink one beer: the fifth So , is made 10 starts without
un quarter Milan - Real Though you wish very much to be home
cu nevasta-ta/amica-ta and to look together at a romantic comedy
cu Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler, you can not them
singuri let those people at the game - just are colleagues 12 is made more berica
si you drink a break away gang and you decided to go home with a colleague who
are same road at the corner crasma more drink a beer, to put yourself on
picioare Finally, you get home is a 'half
Spuneti and you.
Si then, I come and you wonder: it means to be pork?
la thinking woman next to you? Not to make it suffer? I think not.
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« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2005, 02:10:01 PM » |
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- What do you see as a Scottish house burn them? Yes
-beep to fire
Un type comes in 5 dimineaa slowly home in the room where he slept and out soy id have
-Beivule trousers and living at this hour ACAS
-No, dear says omu ', trgîndu's pants back, now go
Imagineaza you you're in the jungle and find a cottage on the banks of a river
Intrii left the cabin and see 7 small beds and right table
cu 7 small chairs
Pe mass is 5 kinds of fruit:
1) March
2) Banana
3) Strawberry
4) Peach
5) Orange fruit
Ce choose?
Alegerea your say about your personality!
Rezultate:
1) March - means you are a personal likes apples
2) Banana - means you are a personal likes bananas
3) Strawberry - means you are a personal Strawberries likes
4) Peach - means that you are.
Toate were heart-shaped flowers, wreaths, jerbele, grave, coffin dead
Cand hole to stick a guy in the crowd laughed with laughter
Preotul stops playing and asks: Well, sir, now you found and on you laugh just now? Type II answer: do not get mad but I was thinking about my own funeral, because I am a gynecologist!
Unul goes to the doctor: I have one testicle Doctor
-blue!
Doctorul look and decide:
-be cut!
Dupa a man comes from and to the doctor: The doctor
-blue and the other one!
-sickness is serious! Be cut and that! a man comes and
Dupa time:
-Doctoreeee to blue and penis!! May
-man no be from jeans?
Domnule doctor impotence you take it, a sudden? First
Nu lets you make a fool of about 2-3 times
Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George "double you" Bush decided t.
The physician diagnosis was as follows:
-Mr President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal
people But the problem is that in your left brain and there is nothing right in your right brain there is nothing left
La faculty of biology exam on myriapods teacher has an insectary in
care are only parts of insects: a leg, a wing, an antenna, etc. is asked to recognize the species
Studentul After three unsuccessful attempts, the teacher announces that
il is 2, and that Get it expects to fall but when angry student
sa out the door, the teacher called him:
"Hey, what's your name?"
La the student bagând one foot in the door:
"Guess!"
Pe Ceausescu, leaving a stamp
Se lead Ceausescu Ceausescu, disguised in a post office, to see how stamp sells
-not sell, tell the clerk
-Why?
-It sticks a stamp
Cere Ceausescu, spitting on the lip.
(bancu this is an adaptation: the jokes were removed dinamovisti! problem is that the world does not know which side to spit) =)).
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« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2005, 03:20:59 PM » |
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A frog turtle walks through the woods by the skin of the valleys, climb a tree
Cam it in an hour and she reached the top of the tree from there, take his feet off the carapace and let in goals after baths and regain know, take over again: and climb, reaching the top, and he let in goals baths as straw, regain knowledge and i have an hour to climb up on top and throw it so
Si This time, two birds stood and discussed:
hear dear, you think it is time to tell our little that has been adopted? climb in the tree
Iepurasul Bear asks:
-Why have you got?
-I want to eat oranges
-Yes 'on pomu' plums that grow
-Nothing I brought me orange
Era once a bear who took a Harlem meets iepurasulIepurele Bear asks if you can walk a The bear bit the bear with Harleiul let the bunny rabbit goes at one hundred and asks the bear: x.
Merge two hundred at
Ti afraid?
Nu
Merge with three hundred at
Ti afraid?
Nu
Zice rabbit:
Ar need not reach the brakes
Un elephant and a mouse were walking along a jungle path at a time, mouse touched the elephant leg
What you squeeze, crude? shouted angry elephant
Bul and tatl's go to chop wood pdure s
-ya, tat - say Bul at a time
What is Bul Going somewhere?
-I do not, tat, but a tree has started to fall towards you.
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« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2005, 03:22:21 PM » |
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Lleul bring all animals in a forest glade and they said:
-Which of you will take on that rock (and a pointed rock that have a height of 100m) will spend one night with my wife dreams lioness !!
Toate animals that between you and dreamed for years about the lion, and they started running towards the cliff top to jump but how they got there and saw what
au about 100 m gave inapoiDupa days and days of testing, in a night to shake the earth and then heard a screaming nightmares all ran to the forest blowing rock to see who had the courage to throw the animal in question was
Ursul him congratulations
Toti including lion who said:
-sir deserve Silent Night alongside my lioness Can I do what want your muscles!
-Okay well, "said Bear scututrandu the dust and I-I do what I want and your leoaicei but first to nail the one who pushed me!!
Doi studentzi is.
-How?
-Look: I dressed maimutza And I went to the zoo where we did the maimutza, raw food day and night I was faking dead And threw me out, and the other days and other
Merge, dresses in maimutza shi zooIl going to receive is given to eat shi night comes and he pretends that he is bored mortvine caretaker take him throw leustudentul scared shi withdraw in fear And a trembling coltz everything revolves around him lion of any twice, place in bottom-shi said
Fool of a Tzigara?
large meeting
Mare lion in the forest makes this, go to the bunny, lack
-Where is the rabbit This is a serious meeting, take Bear go and see what makes
Se lead bear, returns
-Maria-ta, I went up at home so have written on the door "sexual Break" and I thought that there is
-Secure, said the lion, this time overlook
A next day's rabbit and lack of appeal shall take the bear, comes INAP.
-Hm, said the lion, let it pass
A third day, rabbit nowhere lion gets angry, go after him personally enough at home, the door 'sex break' which revolves revolves lion, after 'that says "let me as in the final IO-s King "and enter
Inauntru rabbit sitting on the bed and watched the ceiling
-are you bastard, that's the break you sexually?
-Well you see, my King, as a lazy f___ me.
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« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2005, 03:27:37 PM » |
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POLAR URSULETUL asks his mother: 'Mama I AM polar bear? " 'YES MAY COPY' 'Are you sure MOTHER I AM polar bear? " 'MAY YOU SAY WHAT YOU N'AUZI polar bear! " 'MOTHER YES' I AM SURE polar bear? " 'YES YOU MAY COPY polar bear but why I keep ask that? " 'Because I CAC Me
Lupul cold fox was married, but very jealous by nature
Pleaca a fox dimineta home and forget to come back Asteapa wolf one time, two, ten, when finally appears and fox close to midnight
-Where were you do, bitch fuck?
-I got the bear and raped me three days
-How you violated when you have three days left this morning?
-Yes, but I go and tomorrow and tomorrow
Cica went Scufitza-Red through the woods and hop along the path before them salt Lupu 'evil
-Do, not escape, this time you did put
Zis , place Lupu 'the job then sits on a log and her light a cigarette, at which point scufitza count.
O big mouth frog, who was very hard work to bear and it asks: What
eat you, Bear?
-Strawberry, honey, cattle
Merge frog to wolf
Lupu What you eat?
-Sheep, lambs, deer
Merge the stork frog:
-What you eat, Barzoi?
-aloud
Broscuta Frog with his mouth as a bolt head:
-Really?
Intra a man to store Harrod's and Seller shall cause the man to ask him: Excuse me, have preserved the back of an elephant?
Vanzatorul, not knowing what to do, because they had something in stock, consults with other vendors After a while, returns to man a man preserve a take, pay, and preserve open was empty cries seller:
-Dom ' them, be careful conservation is empty!?! CESA
-But I do, sir, if you count the hole?
turtle on the edge of a lake
o:
-hey you!
se whirl on the other side:
-who me?
Un bunny walk through a forest, And me.Drink it falls shi josApare drinking and fox sees the rabbit foot and glass, place and drink and she falls down And the bear appears and sees the glass, drink, Tupac falls josMai lion comes and sees drinking glass, while the school cadeIntre looking rabbit that is about saying, "How bad do the drinking."
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« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2005, 09:17:13 PM » |
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young couple in compartiment
INSURATEI cheerful and tender with a skinflint. Time passes, the two put out a glass of juice. May Ca
to placate black mutra their front gives the baut.
"- do not drink." Retire two easy dezamagiti.
After another time. Front parcel out to eat and,
gracefully, give travelers incruntat.
"- do not eat."
two out on a little lane and, after a brief advise,
conclude neighbor was upset that he can not au
made any presentations. Reenter compartment
and husband, full of complacency, saying
"- My wife ..."
"- Fuck It
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susp3ctu
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« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2005, 11:18:45 PM » |
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Iepurasu the woods with 2 jars of honey
Ursu:-Iepurasule You F # t in C # r, with cream or without cream.
Iepurasul:-Let me Mey Bear Let `F # $ is not I'll give you Borcanelele with honey But I is not F # $ e
II Yes honey Il bully
A 2 days
-Iepurasule with cream or without cream?
-Hai Mah Bear Please Do not ... I
-cream with cream or without? No cream
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A 3 days
Iepurasule with cream or without cream?
-Hai Mah Honey Bear Take me F # $ E
-cream with cream or girl?
-Please Come Bear Beautiful ....
-cream with cream or without?!
-With-
ointment: whistle: cream Come Bah Inco `
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niema
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« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2005, 01:10:32 AM » |
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Get a cop in a cafeteria to buy something sweet for the home seller is cause and say
-not get mad, candy is?
Vanzatorul looked at him so funny and I say
-Sir, candy ARE!
A day and goes to the police and take something sweet at the same cafeteria:
-not get mad, boiling it?
Vanzatorul pissed i say
-Sir, boiling ARE!
Se go home and police is on thoughts: "Hey I think the seller wants to make me ala careful civilized talk with readers, that's" third day
A happy cop goes to the same cafeteria, with head up and tells the seller:
- Be friendly, shit is?
La the seller: You're like
-that 's why you did cop!
Un cop
At one point he was making rounds in a luxury restaurant at a table given a bisnitar sees emerging from prison, which he knew Breaz horse and go take it tells Bisnitarul questions:
- Dom ' .cop, ready, not have problems with me, I made an honest man!
- an honest man? And what do you do?
- Well, win money betting
- How the betting, the police ask
- Well, here I am with you I bet $ 200 that my balls are square
cop thinking a bit and accept to see who wins the bet, stick hand in panties bisnitarului to see if eggs are square and obviously bisnitarului eggs were normal
- I won, "said police
- Well, do bisnitarul, here 200 $
-well how you live in one of these bets lost Look 200 $
- I see that lady in the corner of the room, that smile, ask bisnitarul
-Yes, do the police
- E, with her I did bet $ 2000 that you come to me a pipe to c ****.
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« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2005, 07:39:31 PM » |
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A young man comes home happy Tat-su sees and asks: What happened
you're so happy?
-Today I had my first sexual experience!
-Excellent, sit down, and tells how it was
-I can not stay It hurts my ass!
type
Un go to the pharmacy and ask for a box of condoms pharmacist asks: What do
sir, with so many condoms?
-you know, tonight I go to my girlfriend and have her leave the country and to us a strong pull type
Se lead to her friend, sits at the table with her and her family and remain very quiet
-In why not say anything, dear?
his girlfriend asks him "Why did not you say that your father is a pharmacist? Pharmacy
Ora 11 night night in a program type.Charged, leaving the following evening, near midnight, the same type:
-Let me please take a condom
ÃŽl, paid, leaving the next evening, the same scene at the pharmacist, curious, asks the guy:
-do not get mad , but why buy one, why not buy more time?
La the type:
-you know, actually want to quit
Un Oltean purchasing a watch and a pair of boots (new course) proud as a peacock, leaving the town to fălească, but the world does not notice that our man was All he tried to draw renewed attention to bystanders, passing a dog What you see, our Oltenian it says
cur-march here, that if I give you a boot in.
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« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2005, 12:06:26 PM » |
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What's the difference between blondes and brunettes?
-Blondes are sluts, but brunetele are
ÃŽn painted during a visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton in place for an hour, the talks between the two lasted for two days finally, Clinton appears in front of press representatives and announce that everything was successful :Pope agreed with 80% of what was discussed
Dupa several minutes with a pope appears and the disappointed and announce that everything was a failure, could not understand one of the journalists asks as this, only a few minutes ago Clinton had said that a deal was reached in 80%
-Yes, says Pope, but talking about the 10 Commandments
Un type goes to a super market enters and after 5 minutes to present house with a box of food for dogs in the hands seller asks him: "You dog!"
"Yes"
"And."
" Well we can not sell if we see no dog rule store!
Tipul go mad the next day comes, same thing, but the arms have a box of food for cats
"You have a cat?"
"Yes"
"And where is he?"
"Well home"
"Sorry we can not sell cat food if we do not see the store rule" goes mad
Tipul the third day, the type educated bullet goes for sale with a bag in my arms seller puts his hand in the bag and exclaimed:
"Oh that is soft and fluffy! What you want to buy today? "
" Three rolls of toilet paper "answer guy grinned
Un type comes home early this morning along with his thoughts at a time, a guy wakes up naked, with finicality in hand and hat , cazîndu her head
-How you doing, sir? tells it, you want to nenorocesti? nenorocesti me and me? to kill me?
-No, Sir.are parachutist
-Okay, okay, but where is your parachute?
-up, beat a man-su!
- How can you do that 5 kg of meat look good?
- Put it over a sfîrc!
along with chickens
Cine sleep, longer sleep and the second time the
Concurs Put archery target - a merchant with an apple on the head - from 50 feet comes first competitor Aim, shoot, despite apple Ural proud, type is back and rant: I'm
-William Tell!
Runda second target 100 meters away is another competitor coming, Aim and shoot the apple falls back and that is cleaved cheers and say
-I'm Robin Hood! Third
Runda Target sits down to 150 meters coming third competitor, Aim and shoot I crack head aluia stupor Return type and says
-I'm sorry! compartment of the train coming
Tot nose: Good evening presented
-ticket!
Un type out of pocket and make presentations ticket: Lord
-ticket controller controller B. Lord
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« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2005, 12:08:31 PM » |
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A stutter and another type, went on the street at a time balbaitul say
ott oot oo-Uuuuuiiittte a cool chick!
Celalalt pissed:
-B, until you say go with colacii baba!
-Immmii parrrrer er sorry!
Mai her go and you go and start balbaitul:
-misssto tippa Uiitttte ooo!
-Where?
-Dddddaaaa acccumm coltttull
-Ba, to tell you my beard grow next time they go
Mai pointed balbaitul little and start again:
-Uuuiiitt
-Okay, okay, I've seen!
-December Attuncci Decca why you calcccat in it?
Intra a man in a bar and asks for a vodka:
-coming coming, "said bartender
Dupa that give you a drink plecebarmanul :Domain
What do you pay???
-Section Paros Barbosi, "said Barbosa
-OKsefu releasing a pass, ok!
Pleaca this and come May altu hairy, more man: A
vodka!
-coming coming!
O drink and give it away :Domain
What do you pay?!?? said the bartender!
-Section Paros Barb.!
-Ok ok boss! spin of
Intra altu bald head to toe (you see only): A
vodka!
-coming coming!
O drink and give it away:
Barmanul:
-Do not tell me and you you're the department Paros men like you do not believe it!
Chelu unbutton the pants tells her
-worker coverage! Brrrr
Iarna heavy! Cica was a fanatical fisherman And fanatic that he was going fishing one day although it was well below zero Get tarnacopu 'to make a hole, then water-and drop tools Sta he that sat and once heard a voice thick Back:
-peshte ETSI Aicea not!
Gagiu 'when he hears draw lines and will move incolotot freeze after a while, heard the voice again:
-Aicea was not peshte!
Gagiu'suparat moving again, break the ice and sadeDin again behind his voice:
-Aicea you will not find peshte!
Enervat, Pescaru 'be-returns and speaks:
-Da'cine Piz ** I-know you, ba, of all scare me luck? I am director
-bye.
-Doctor, tells him at night is a lot of omuleti foiesc to me under the bed
-Um, make your doctor case would require several years of analysis and treatment
Dupa time, the doctor meets his patient on the street and ask him Why was not presented to the consultation
-To not allowed me time But I know that I finished the night omultetii who bothered me
-Yes? How? I cut
foot of the bed: woot:
-Will you marry my daughter?
-Yes, sir, at any cost
-good to hear first offer
4 What are the lies you tell a student? I grab
1 tomorrow Tomorrow you get to learn
2 courses
3 Take your clothes off, you do not do anything
4 not undress me as a virgin
Un clinging type and a girl in a lead Ask a Female grove with serenity:
-take my panties down, or to remove gum from my mouth?.
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« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2005, 12:19:24 PM » |
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Iepurasu someday pancakes are going to do so was not what he thought tava.Si?? Bear tava.Pleca he had to bear and face the door stops:
-Mah da dc I take Bear quarter of pancakes : blink: Let me give mah dreak tray that he did not nmk/?
Pleaca home and on the road and stops:
-Mah da dc I take half of pancakes Bear?: blink: what the hell he's mah Let him be less than one thousand I get half.: uh: he that apples are apples
Mai and stops:
-Mah da dc I take 3 quarters of pancakes Bear?: blink: Come mah for my family and he has reached one thousand quarter. Apple
Mai he reached the door in his face bears:
-Mah da dc I take it all pancakes??: mad:
Ciocane the door, pick up Bear: Bear
-Bah give you pm me make pancakes and I eat you? For my part you can keep your nesimtire tava.Mah what he eat my pancakes one thousand.
way
how many here read jokes written by others? There's vreunu but me?
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« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2005, 03:44:26 PM » |
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by 1970, Ceashca goes to a country Africana.
La a conference there saying
-Well you have found dear tovarasi
africanii: Baluba, Baluba
-I came to change tara.
- Baluba, Baluubaa
-We will build railroads .
Baluba ..
-We pitch drumurile.
Balubaa ....
..... and all asa
Dupa conference Ceashca going to hear a minister african
-Yes? Where I go and I must pish?
-Ete there in tufish, Scotland Baluba and you pishi.
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« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2005, 04:29:02 PM » |
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Andone visit it Mircea Lucescu at Besiktas to examine the success of the championship team in Turkey and to prepare a similar strategy for Dinamo So asks the Lucescu as possible to be successful throughout the season, both the championship and in UEFA
Lucescu tells "to keep players in top form, but Trbuse both physically and mentally ready" Andone is so vague Lucescu tells that spoil before games, players say them riddles and
Ca to exemplify his name by Arman and asks: "Son, your father is not your brother - who is?" Arman is thinking a bit and say: "Well it's easy, I am"
impressed Andone return to Romania, decided to apply his methods Lucescu His name him the team captain on Kirita and I say, 'Look, the now on one to prepare the players and mentally, I have a test that should answer "Andone Kirita nod and continue:" be.Andone go along so everything is left for the next day reached
parking Kirita sees Danciulescu, just wanted to get into the car running after him and I say, 'Wait a minute, to help me with something I tell you lies job, the coach asked me this thing very hard and have to reply by tomorrow - is your father's son but not your brother, who is? "
Danciulescu least stay in balance and I said 'I am', then go
A two days to practice, very confident Kirita itself goes to Andone and tells he knows the answer "So who is?" Andone asks "A straw is Danciulescu" says Kirita
Almost instictual, Andone reactioneza with great nervousness at hearing the answer and shout "No you idiot! is Arman" : woot:.
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NoX
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« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2005, 05:01:12 PM » |
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Io has just read them all .. and one in May and say ...
Cica was a guard at cimintir. and while he was walking at night among graves out a handful of earth and other .. .. and then out and then leaves a half rotten corpse. it follows the caretaker body slowly ... trying to scare him, is still visited by his face so that he had no reaction .. Seeing a corpse that has no chance with paznicu trying to climb to get into street zidu cimintirului .. do not get to get up as he finds himself drawn back to guard him give ground and I say "bah .. laugh .. joke ... but Inside": twisted:
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« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2005, 07:06:34 PM » |
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Q: What time is the expression "you do not have to be born"?
A: Condom imperfect
greetz to ATs
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